June 2011
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I swear I'm not dead...
Theres no Internet at the pig house, but the good news is I will be back at my house tomorrow! Whoo! I had an exhausting day today, followed by a binge. I have no idea what is wrong with me. UHG. I’m starting a progress book on Thursday. I need to start working out, but camp is everyday and it’s kicking my ass. I just have to stop complaining! Starting now!
Jun 29th
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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OLIVIA JUST SLAPPED ME IN CPK! And then she said “yeah I was just checking if you were alive.” Why am I friends with her?!
Jun 22nd
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Jun 21st
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I am SO popular
I texted like 5 random guys today and I not one of them answered. NOT ONE! And its not like I havent talked to these people in a million years it hasnt been that long! Okay well it was a couple of ex boyfriends and a fuck buddy, but still. Comeee on guys. I’m glad to know people still love me. On a better note, so many of the hot football players from my high school are working out in the...
Jun 21st
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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“Though we adore men individually, we agree that, as a group, they’re...”
– Mary Poppins
Jun 19th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
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Basically,
I’ve concluded that I have Chronic Dieting Disorder.  It’s NBD.
Jun 14th
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Jun 13th
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smoobies asked: http://lacedbones.tumblr.com/post/4227372293/work-out-video-links

Since you're little miss workout Barbie, I thought I'd share
Jun 13th
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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Gym: CHECK! 140 calorie breakfast smoothie: CHECK! Feeling good today: CHECK! I leave for San Francisco tomorrow and I have been informed that our hotel has a gym. Thank the lord.
Jun 13th
smoobies asked: I was going to tell you to come do my laundry and pack for me and then I realized you have to pack for you. sad days :(
Jun 13th
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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I'm so fat right now.
It’s disgusting. Gym tomorrow. Period.
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
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smoobies asked: your tumblr is essentially all about me. that is kind of awesome
Jun 12th
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Jun 10th
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smoobies asked: http://theevilgoods.blogspot.com/2011/04/evilgoods-california-deck-available-now.html

if we buy these, we will be cool girls apparently
Jun 9th
smoobies asked: http://newlywedmcgees.blogspot.com/2010/10/lemon-drop-jello-shots.html

uhhhhhh WE ARE HAVING THESE JELLO SHOTS AT MY BIRTHDAY. ITS LIKE JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF GAVE THIS IDEA TO SOMEONE SO THEY COULD EXIST IN MY LIFE!!!!!
Jun 8th
smoobies asked: Also,
this is what I was talking about the other day
http://chellietbby.tumblr.com/post/5919666815/outlove-lllllllaaaaaaaawwwwwllllllll
Jun 8th
smoobies asked: Also,
I love you
Jun 8th
smoobies asked: BIENVENIDOSSSSS TWAT GNOME!
Jun 8th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 3rd
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uhm, duh!: My best and I are douchelords. →
smoobies: She walks into my house this afternoon to download pictures to print before we go out and she is wearing a white tank, dark jean skinnies, a navy and white striped sweater, tiffany’s necklace and aviators. She looks up at me and I’m wearing dark jean skinnies, a navy and white striped shirt,… We are jackasses.
Jun 3rd
I laughed until I couldn't breathe and started...
smoobies: B: But wait, if you’re inviting her then I can’t hookup with him C: UNINVITE THAT COW! This was roughly one of the funniest things that has ever happened.
Jun 2nd
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